my sisters under your porch take her home
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
