I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
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