You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I think I sprained my soul last night
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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