i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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