thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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