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Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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