please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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