FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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