You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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