It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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