Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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