Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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