kristin has been a bad kristin
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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