i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
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