return my video game
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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