Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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