what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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