try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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