i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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