I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
Randomize
