at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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