So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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