I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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