i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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