I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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