did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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