Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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