Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
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