She's JV to your varsity
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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