whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I'm way too hungover for life right now
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Randomize
