how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
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