17 year olds will be the death of me.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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