non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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