coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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