So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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