If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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