Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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