so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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