im gay
i know
yea but for you.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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