Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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