Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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