He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
All I want is dick and wine.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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