Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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