Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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