So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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