Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
What did we do last night that was yellow?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
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