the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
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