Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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