I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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