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I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I would fuck him just for his dog
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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