don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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