Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I just gift wrapped bread.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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