she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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