you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Semen is not good for contacts.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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